Jesse James Married His Next Ex-Wife Over the Weekend

Jesse James Alexis

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Filed under “No One Cares“- but we’ll report it anyway.

Jessie James is working on his fourth ex-wife as he and drag racer Alexis DeJoria got hitched in Malibu over the weekend. From PEOPLE:

With James’s youngest daughter, Sunny, 9, and DeJoria’s daughter Bella, 10, acting as flower girls, the custom motorcycle-builder, 43, exchanged vows with DeJoria, a pro-drag racer and daughter to entrepreneur John Paul DeJoria.

The couple, who got engaged late last year, married at the Malibu home of DeJoria’s father, co-founder of the Paul Mitchell hair care products line and Patron Spirits Company. They exchanged rings designed by jeweler designer Neil Lane.

James recently relaunched, opening a WCC custom motorcycle shop in Austin, Texas, where he lives with DeJoria, who drives Patron Nitro Funny car on the drag race circuit.

Alexis looks strikingly similar to Jesse’s last fiance, Kat Von D, who looked similar to Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (minus the terrible forehead tat), who also had black hair and coloring like Jesse’s ex-wife Sandra Bullock.    His douchebag dick obviously has a thing for brunettes, preferably with thin eyebrows and trashy tats.

I’m already starting the divorce pool on these two, and the over/under is 6 months.  I’ll take the under.


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