Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Funbags are Worth More Than You



I don’t know what the state of this world is when Jennifer Love Hewitt’s boobies – fantastic as they may be – are worth more than 98% of the rest of the US population, but there it is.  In Love Hugetit’s estimation, that is (and honestly, they probably are).

Love Hugetits gave an interview with USA Today promoting her second season on her Lifetime happy-ending massage parlor television series, The Client List.  During the course of the bit, dropped the fact that her 80-something year old granny liked to call her a ho and that her tits have already made more money than you probably will, ever.

I need like, an insurance invitation. If somebody was like, ‘Hey, you know what? We would like to insure your boobs for $2.5 million dollars,’ I’d be like, ‘Do it. Love it! Why not?’ “ She pointed to her chest and laughed, “These things right here are worth $5 million!”

Hewitt, now on her second season of the sexy Lifetime show The Client List, in which she plays a mom-turned-prostitute, also revealed that her 86-year-old grandmother “loves to call me the TV ho. She thinks it’s hysterical…I get to rub abs for a living.”


(USA Today via RadarOnline)

I’m not even mad at her.  Hell, if I could insure my breasts for $2.5 million each, I would.  And hers tatas – if not the best boobs in the business – are right up there in the top 5…and let’s be real, if she didn’t have such a fantastic rack, I doubt she would’ve had the career she’s had.  Her ‘acting’ is definitely not as great as her tits (jus’ saying.)



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