Gwyneth Paltrow’s Spring Fashion Guide Will Cost You Half a Million Dollars

Gwyneth Paltrow has posted her fashion recommendations for spring of 2013 and if you are a multimillionaires, you will be fine.

If yo’re just a lowly peasant, her fashion wardrobe will cost probably more than you owe on your house.

GOOPy just posted her spring picks from online fashion retailer Net-a-Porter and on a quick glance, the cheapest thing I could find was some pink and white polka dot shorts from Paul and Joe.

Here is a sample suggestion from GOOP.

goopy plebian ahah no


This scarce ensemble breaks down like this:


Theyksens’ Theory top:  $425

Maiyet Shorts: $475

Charlotte Olympia clutch: $925

Jimmy Choo heels: $575

Total: $2400


Thanks for the advice, GOOPy, but I think I’ll have to pass.  I think most of the population on the planet will have to pass, actually.


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