Chris Brown is at again. Chris the Fist has had a busy week of being angry at valet guys at a charity gala for daring charge him to park, being angry at Drake for being, well, Drake, and being angry at paps because Chris the Fist thinks he’s a real life version of The Incredible Hulk when really he’s just an incredible douche.
Now, Chris, who obviously exudes gentlemanly behavior, is giving advice to men on how to treat their women – like property. At a performance early Thursday morning, Chris spoke to his audience and gave them these fine words of wisdom:
“Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female … If you’re not an insecure nigga, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up. [sings] Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby. It’s mine girl, it’s mine girl, it’s mine… So you better not give it away.
So every person in this motherfuckin’ building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that to her. Cause she might fuck another nigga.”
Such romance, such grace. A regular poet right there. And let’s not let this one slide: ”DON’T MAKE ME HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN….” Um, what? This sounds exactly like something he would say right before, oh, I don’t know, hitting her? I mean, this totally sounds threatening, right? But he’s a chaannnnged man. It couldn’t be that!
Also, what in the hell is with the way he looks lately? He is straight up gross (more than usual) and thin and cracked out. And his face is aging triple time. Meth/crack/whatever he’s on – it’s one hell of a drug.