Beyonce has been everywhere lately. Seriously, I feel like I can’t turn on my laptop without reading at least one Bey story a day.Yesterday, quite possibly my favorite Beyonce story ever was published over at Buzzfeed about Beyonce’s publicist requesting the site pull ‘unflattering’ photos of the singer’s Super Bowl concert. Yes, really. Beyonce, who was channeling Sasha Fierce, was so into her performance, apparently pulled a few “I’m trying to push out a huge turd” faces and she just can’t have photos of her like that on the internet. When Buzzfeed got the request to yank the pics, they did what any self-respecting blog would do and ran the email along with the ugly pics in question. This, of course, was hilarious. Needless to say, I doubt these pics will go into Beyonce’s personal “Shrine to Beyonce” collection that she keeps.
Yes, Beyonce’s shrine to herself is a real thing. Beyonce is Beyonce’s biggest stan.
Anyhoo, can you guess who does not stan Bey? PETA. That’s right – the organization for the ethical treatment of animals (but okay w/the shitty treatment of humans) are not here for Beyonce’s anti-animal self, and lashed out at her publicly (of course). PETA took issue with Beyonce wearing that Rubin Singer-designed bodysuit for her Super Bowl concert. The get up was made of iguana, python and leather.
“We would take a bet that if Beyoncé watched our video exposés, she’d probably not want to be seen again in anything made of snakes, lizards, rabbits or other animals who died painfully. Today’s fashions are trending toward humane vegan options, and Beyoncé’s Super Bowl outfit missed the mark on that score.”
You know what else they should have issue with? Beyonce’s NOSE. Seriously. It’s been pretty obvious for a few years Bey has been getting her nose sculpted, but her most recent (and it must have been very recent) rhinoplasty is horrendous. I didn’t see Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance, only pictures after the fact (damn you, Grey Goose! Damn you to HELL!) , and the ONLY thing I could focus on is her increasing nostril size. Stop it, Beyonce. Stop it now. Do not get any more work done to that nose – it’s not flattering anymore, at all.