Oh, for fuck’s sake. The world didn’t end in 2012, but the universe keeps throwing things at us innocents making us kind of wish it had.
First, we were damned with the news that Kimye is spawning. (Though I’m really hoping the pregnancy is fake – call me a conspiracy theorist, but isn’t a cushion preferable to Kim Kardashian having a child??) Now, the gods are laughing at us again because Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is telling the world being a mom is fun, yo, and she wants another baby.
Snooki revealed her evil plot (yes, I am imagining her cackling like some type of Bond-villain here, complete with too much exposition as she explains her world-ending plans) to this month’s Cosmopolitan. To make matters worse, Jennifer “JWoww” Farley also admitted to wanting to reproduce in the same interview.
I know. Shivers – and not in a good way.
Anyhoo, here are some interesting (not really) tidbits from Snooki and JWoww’s sitdown with the mag:
Snooki, on procreating again:
“I already want another baby,” a lace-and-leather clad Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 25, told Cosmopolitan on a recent visit to our New York office. “Jionni and I are building our house right now, but once it’s built, then we’re going to pop them out.”
JWoww and Snooki discussing their favorite hobby together:
One thing the girls have no problem doing together? Sex toy shopping at New York’s Museum of Sex.
“We have this one vibrator that makes beats like techno beats—there are like seven or eight different settings,” Snooki shared. “The museum is freaky. They show animal sex. Female monkeys rub their clits together!”
Snooki and JWoww prefer fist-pumping, techno beat dildos? Not surprising These girls are all class.