Manic Monday: Brought to You By Justin Bieber’s Crack

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I’m off to an extremely late start this Monday.  I spent the morning watching the Inauguration and catching up on some errands. (Translation: I woke up late but not hungover – for once – got my nails did and finally decided to get in front of the computer to work).

Anyhoo, I had a fairly pleasant but not too eventful weekend.  I had a much needed spa day with my older neighbor, who is fantastic andis everything I want to be when I grow up.  I swear, every time she tells me stories of how she can’t  remember the 80′s because she since she was on a perpetual diet of Coke-not-the-cola and vodka, I think I love her a little more.  Seriously, she’s old enough to be my grandma but still hits up the local bartenders for a little bit of weed now and then.  The only complaint she has is now that she’s in her 60′s, she’s hitting the bars at 6pm for the early bird special instead of 10pm after a Disco nap.  I would so stand outside of her window holding a boombox, but instead of “In Your Eyes” I’d play her this:

After that, I watched the Barrett-Jackson auto auction on Saturday night, which was worth it just to see some drunk as hell guy  buy his girlfriend the original Batmobile for $4.6 MILLION DOLLARS (said with the Dr. Evil voice, of course.) Anyway, since watching Barrett Jackson was just an excuse for a group of my friends to together and watch a whole bunch of rich guys buy cars for ridiculous amounts, I spent all day yesterday in a semi-catatonic hangover state.  Thankfully, I’m fully recovered today.

Or was.

Until I was greeted by a picture Justin Bieber Instashitted before removing it a very short time later.  You see, Batmobile buyer wasn’t the only exposed ass this weekend.  The Biebs crack made an appearance on Saturday as he gave everyone the Canadian version of  Moon over My Hammy.

I am putting this behind a cut because though Justin is technically ‘of legal age,’ even posting the pic is making me look over my left shoulder.  It’s like I’m putting up a nude pic of a 12-year-old girl.

Justin “accidentally” Instagrammed his ass, though I’m not quite sure how one accidentally does such a thing.

The Bieb’s manager Scooter Braun says it was all just a bit of fun (via US Weekly):

Bieber’s manager, Scooter Braun, joked about the picture via Twitter. “As a prankster you have to respect another good prank,” he wrote. “Only makes sense. #crackdealer.” Bieber’s succinct reply: “Haha.”

Either way, sorry to ruin your Monday.


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