Lindsay Lohan decided to show up in court today after initially being ” too sick” to fly from New York to Los Angeles for it. However, since TMZ was on the case and had pics of Blohan shopping in NYC the same day she was diagnosed with her ‘illness’ and pointing out LiLo was doing – you know, LYING - Blohan had a change of heart and flew out to the west coast after all.
Also in court was Blohan’s new attorney Mark Heller. Heller also spends his time spinning straw into gold and bribing people in exchange for their firstborn child.
In case you missed it, here is a brief rundown of what happened in court today:
Blohan showed up late (you know, it’s fashionable). Then she and Heller AKA Rumplestiltskin went in front of Judge Sautner, who snarkily told Lindsay “I’m glad to see you’re feeling better, too.” Yeah, the Judge reads TMZ, too. Then the Judge questioned Lindsay on whether she had really #freedShawnHolley as her counsel. Blohan hesitated before she was okay with it “for today.’” Judge Sautner wasn’t having any of that “For today” bullshit and pressed further, clarifying for today, for tomorrow…and Blohan said yes.
At precisely the same time outside of her LA area office Shawn Holley was seen doing this:
According to TMZ, the rest of it went down like so:
Judge Sautner gave Heller permission to rep Lindsay in the lying-to-cops case and Heller then tried to turn on the charm, telling the judge they had a NYC connection since she was once a Big Apple detective. The judge fired back that flattery would get him nowhere fast.
The judge also laid down the ominous fact — that Lindsay could be found not guilty in the lying case, and her probation in the jewelry case could still be violated since the standard of proof is lower.
The Judge set March 1 as the next hearing.
As of right now, Heller is set to speak with the press (I’m so shocked!) and LiLo is a free bird until at least the beginning of March – or until she gets in trouble/arrested yet again. Basiscally whichever happens first.