When Michael J. Fox is publicly throwing shade at someone, you know that someone is really getting hit hard from all angles.
So far, 2013 has been a shit one for Taylor Swift. Tay-Tay would no doubt like to hit the rewind button and time travel back to last year, since in the last 17 days she has broken up with her boyfriend, lost a Golden Globe award to Adele, was the butt of a hilarious Tina Fey joke, in which Fey warned Tay-Tay to stay away from Michael J. Fox’s son and now… Michael J. Fox is publicly ridiculing her. MICHAEL J. FOX, PEOPLE.
In an interview with Vulture Magazine, Fox had this to say when the interviewer asked about a hypothetical romance between Tay-Tay and his Fox’s son, Sam.
Would Fox approve of a Sam/Taylor (Saylor) love connection? we asked. “No. No … Just back off,” he told us. “I don’t keep up with it all,” he said. “But Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right?” Right! “What a way to build a career.” So if Swift showed up to a Fox family dinner (possibly wearing her fox sweater), how would he react? “I wouldn’t even know who she was,” he said. But it’d probably dawn on him after the breakup song hit the radio. “Yeah, exactly,” he said. “‘Sam, You Piece of Shit.’ Oh … that was the girl you brought home!”
And since we all know that Michael J. Fox is one of the most amazing people ever – hello, McFly! He was Alex P. Keaton AND the original Teen Wolf AND Marty McFly! – we’re most firmly in agreement with Fox.