On the one hand, we have the epitome of cheap, tacky and basic.
On the other hand, we have K-Mart.
That’s right, shitty musician Adam Levine and shitty rapper Nicki Minaj have teamed up with the retailer K-Mart and Shop Your Way (is that like Burger King’s “Have it your way” slogan?) to develop a line of apparel and accessories. In a press release about the clothing line, Adam says:
“Partnering with Shop Your Way to develop this line was an exciting opportunity for me and I am really looking forward to diving into the process of designing an apparel and accessory collection.”
I am so excited to work with this iconic, mass retailer and to bring affordable fashion to my beautiful barbz all across the U.S.”
Ugh, barbz. I can’t with everyone naming their fans anymore. It’s just ridiculous.
Of course, it’s not surprising K-Mart would choose two of the most fugly dressed people with no talent to represent one of their lines. After all, K-Mart is owned by Sears Holdings - which boasts the Kardashian Kollection in their stores.
Yeah. I guess it could be worse.