Adam Levine & Nicki Minaj are Planning & Accessories Line … With Kmart

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On the one hand, we have the epitome of cheap, tacky and basic.

On the other hand, we have K-Mart.  

That’s right, shitty musician Adam Levine and shitty rapper Nicki Minaj have teamed up with the retailer K-Mart and Shop Your Way (is that like Burger King’s “Have it your way” slogan?) to develop a line of apparel and accessories.  In a press release about the clothing line, Adam says:

“Partnering with Shop Your Way to develop this line was an exciting opportunity for me and I am really looking forward to diving into the process of designing an apparel and accessory collection.”

Nicki adds:

I am so excited to work with this iconic, mass retailer and to bring affordable fashion to my beautiful barbz all across the U.S.”

Ugh, barbz.  I can’t with everyone naming their fans anymore. It’s just ridiculous.

Of course, it’s not surprising K-Mart would choose two of the most fugly dressed people with no talent to represent one of their lines.  After all, K-Mart is owned by Sears Holdings - which boasts the Kardashian Kollection in their stores.

Yeah. I guess it could be worse.


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