Lindsay Lohan is Too Poor to See a Shrink

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Oh, Blohan, how the mighty have fallen. Okay, you haven’t been “mighty” for a long time, but this is just beyond ridiculous now.  RadarOnline claims Lindsay Lohan is very stressed by the all of her legal trouble lately that she wants to pay someone to listen to her explain how it’s not her fault for an hour a day, three times a week – but the girl is broke as a fucking joke and can’t afford it.

“Lindsay is overwhelmed at the prospect of going back to jail and believes that a psychiatrist can help her through this trying time of her life. However, Lindsay has a huge problem, she can’t afford to pay a good shrink because she literally has no money,” a source close to the situation tells exclusively.

“Her health insurance would only pay about 20 percent of the mental health bills, and the docs that she wants to see charge $250-$300 an hour,” the insider added.

As previously reported, the Liz & Dick star is swimming with debt so monstrous that even the IRS is after her, but according to her father, her management team has turned down more than $100,000 in job offers lately.

Michael Lohan says that he is furious with Lindsay’s new reps at ICM because he has learned that they have dismissed endorsement proposals that could have netted the almost-broke star a nice chunk of change before the holidays.

“One deal is for $100,000 for a phone application which blocks unwanted calls,” Michael previously told us. “The other is for $30,000 for a ‘Don’t Drink and Drive message!’”

Lindsay’s probation – related to her shoplifting conviction – was formally revoked last Wednesday morning, but her lawyer, Shawn Holley postponed the starlet’s arraignment on three new charges of lying to the cops stemming from a car accident in Santa Monica, Calif. last summer.

One can’t help but wonder where this downward spiral of hers will end.  It seems as if it’s worse now than it has been in years.  At this point, I highly doubt she can pull a Robert Downey Jr., get clean and revitalize her career. Hollywood is much harder on women than it is on men, and by the time she were to truly beat these demons of hers, she may well be past the prime age for casting.  It’s a disgusting standard in general, but unfortunately, until things change in Hollywood, it’s the reality for now.

Also, Blohan as fucked her face up so badly that she looks like a 45-year-old meth housewife from Anywhere, USA.  Her features are for sure not coming back, especially if she can’t afford a decent plastic surgeon.

For now, she’s just a walking definition of a hot ass mess.



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