I can’t help it. This is a good one, and I’m choosing to believe it’s true because it amuses me so.
NY Jets backup QB and self-proclaimed virgin ’til marriage Tim Tebow is reportedly dating Joe Jonas’s ex and former ‘It” girl Camilla Belle. You may recognize Camilla as the actress who starred in…well, I don’t remember and it’s not wroth looking up. But she was in some stuff.
Anyhoo, what you may truly recall Camilla for is breaking Joe Jonas and Taylor Swift up, and thereby inspiring these lyrics from Swifty on her song, Better Than Revenge:
She’s not a saint, and she’s not what you think
She’s an actress, whoa
She’s better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she’s gonna find stealing other people’s toys
On the playground won’t make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha
Basically, Swifty called Camille a man-stealing slut. So when I first read Timmy was dating Camilla, I was like…’huh?’ Then I the report in the National Enquirer (print edition, 11/19) claiming both Camilla and Tim are virgins. And I laughed out loud:
Self-proclaimed virgin and football star Tim Tebow is so head over heels for his new girlfriend that he’s already sizing her up for marriage, sources tell The Enquirer. The lucky lady is Camilla Belle, 26, a knockout brunette who shares the 25-year-old quarterback’s conservative views on premarital sex.
“Both say they’re virgins,” an insider divulged. “They’ve been dating secretly since the summer, but they can’t hide their love any longer. Tim is looking for a woman so he can have a proper engagement and church wedding, and he’s told friends that Camilla fits the bill.”
The highly religious twosome — he’s a devout Christian raised by Baptist missionary parents, while she was raised Catholic — were spotted getting affectionate during an Oct. 30 date at Latitude 30, an entertainment center in Jacksonville, Fla.
Tim, who plays for the New York Jets, has been open about what he wants in his wife. In September, he told a reporter: “Obviously looks play a part…but there’s also so much more than that for me. It’s about finding someone sweet and kin — and that has a servant’s heart. It’s about finding a girl who likes me for me, and not because of what I do or who I am or the name.”
Camilla dated singer Joe Jonas for about nine months after starring in one of his band’s music videos, but they ended the relationship in July 2009.
Are you kidding me? I mean, I know the Jonas brothers were supposed to be virgins, but did anyone really believe it about Joe? Unless he’s truly gay and she was really his beard. I’m still torn on that. That whole Ashley Greene thing, y’know. She’s like Hollywood’s professional beard. But then, so was T-Swift at one time (and occasionally still is?)
Anyhoo, good luck with that Timmy. And this post was a good reason for me to post this, which I found on the interwebz earlier this week, and as a football fan/Teblow hater, find absolutely hysterical.
Tim Teblow’s email: