The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Arrivals – Hosted by Kristen Stewart’s Butt Cheeks

Last night was the premiere of Twatlight: Breaking Hymen Part Dos, which took place at the Nokia Theater in Los Angeles.  On the red carpet, we were treated Rob Pattinson barely restraining himself from getting intimate armpits with on-again PR girlfriend Kristen Stewart – and by ‘getting intimate, we mean resisting the urge to lick her bare armpits. You know, showing the world they are unbroken!!!!  Or at least unbroken until the release of the DVD in 2013. 

Unsurprisingly, there were also a of stars with “What the fuck” fashion.  Here’s the run down on the worst offenders, starting with Kristen herself, who very nearly gave us a reason to correctly refer to this movie series as Twatlight:

And of course, the rear shot didn’t fair much better, with these granny panties on full display:

Then there was Elle Fanning, whom I actually find to be quite adorable.  But girl….these Prada shoes.  What in the couture hell were you thinking? Who thought these were a good idea?  They look like the roller skates toddlers learn to skate in, not $1,600 dollar shoes (or r however much they cost).

And last, but not least in this string of fashion fuckery, comes Julianne Hough, who looked like she was Miley Cyrus-dressed-up-as-Pink for Halloween. Where was Ryan Seacrest on this one? You’d think the job of bearding for him would mean you wouldn’t make a hair faux pas like this….

And here are more premiere arrivals.  The only thing I can say is thank God this hot mess of a series is over.  One day, in the not so near future, we are going to look back at this time in pop culture history and be ashamed the way grown ass women acted toward this.  And by not-so-near-future, I mean now.

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