Bruce Jenner is reportedly fed up fighting for Botox allowance money from his wife Kris Jenner, according to the National Enquirer (via RadarOnline) Rumors of an impending divorce between the couple, who have been married for 21 years years, are ramping up once again, with sources close to the situation saying Bruce is actually shopping around for a divorce lawyer:
“Bruce feels that Kris treats him like a doormat, and he’s had enough,” a source said about the reality show star, who is step dad to Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian.
“She constantly belittles his appearance and complains to mutual friends that he’s a boring old fart,” the source said about the Keeping Up with the Kardashians matriarch.
“Then she has the gall to flaunt her relationships with younger guys in his face!”
Fed up Bruce, 63, has been discussing divorce with golfing buddies at Lake Sherwood Country Club near the family home in Calabasas, Calif., where he’s a daily fixture, the Enquirer has learned.
“He hates it when cronies at the Country Club jokingly call him Bruce Kardashian,” divulged an insider. “Kris is continually perceived as the moneymaker and the one who wears the pants in the family, and he’s sick and tired of the humiliation.
“One of Bruce’s pals who’s a sports entertainment lawyer has helped Bruce value the assets of the Kardashian-Jenner empire if he moves forward with a split. He’s also talked to a divorce attorney buddy about potential custody arrangements for his two girls with Kris.”
I have to admit, I hope this is true. Pimp Mama Kris is what I imagine the devil to be like, and her infliction of the Kartrashian clan on the public is my version of hell. Plus, I actually like Bruce. He typically comes across as the sane man in the Kartrashian asylum, and Kris is just the worst. In fact, here are are a few things I can think of that seem more pleasant than being married to Pimp Mama Kris:
- Suffocation by Kim Kartrashian’s right ass cheek
- Khloebacca whispering me to death with her GD baby talk voice
- Being ran over by a drunk Lindsay Lohan or a high Amanda Bynes
- Having Dina Lohan for my mother
Okay, that last one was pushing it. But either way, Bruce needs to get the hell out of dodge while he still has some movement left in his face.