Damn, I don’t even know what to think anymore. Do they really hate each other? Or is this some type of STUNT QUEEN move by FOX execs to drum up ratings? Honestly, even if it was all PR, I couldn’t hate, because they’re doing a fantastic job of getting me interested. I’ve been watching the Nicki Minaj/Mariah Carey wig snatchin’ drama unfold and shamelessly enjoying every minute of it.
So I’m going to go a bit Tumblr on you guys right now because this feud deserves two thumbs way up and 4-out-of-4 popcorn gifs:
This morning, Barbara Walters revealed on The View that she spoke with Mariah, and the diva claims that Nicki threatened to shoot her during their heated argument on Tuesday in Charlotte, NC. Barbara reported this because she was corned for Mimi, saying “”Nicki walked off the set and multiple people heard Nicki say, ‘If I had a gun I would shoot the bitch.’”
As for the other judges, Keith Urban told Extra yesterday that he’s here for this! “I love it, I gotta say. I love working with passionate people. I love artists. Everyone just sort of expressing themselves. It’s a very alive and very invigorating work environment.”
Let me translate that for you: This shit is getting good, guys.
I will not settle for anything less than some good ol’ fashioned Krystle/Alexis diva lily-pond fighting! (Seriously, those two gave the best catfights ever. Every time I watch one of their Dynasty clips, I sigh happily, rest my chin in my hands and softly sing the lyrics of “Wind Beneath My Wings” under my breath. Krystle and Alexis were everything I wished I could be.)
Anyhoo, it’s been far too long since we’ve seen a true, full-on catfight on the small screen. It’s past time for some drama, some GLORIOUS drama, to light up our lives like this, and we are all waiting with open arms.