Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are Not Having Sex

Looks like the only affection Kristen Stewart is getting from Rob Pattinson right now is his tongue on her armpit (if she’s lucky.)     That’s because RPattz has put the kabosh on sexytimes between the two as they milk the PR machine as mandated by Summit ‘work to rebuild their relationship.’

The latest Robsten fanfic report to appear in the press regarding  Robsten is in the UK tabloid The Daily Mirror.  TDM claims Rob is not making sweet lip-biting sparkly love  right now with KChew as he doesn’t trust Ho White enough with his penis heart:

“Sex is going to have to wait,” an insider revealed. “The plan is that the two of them concentrate on each other and rebuilding their relationship. It has been a tough time for both of them and the psychiatrist has made it clear that this is going to be hard.”

Summit is pumpin’ this story more than KChew ass did to Rupert Sander’s groin, and we know it’ll reach it’s peak just as Twatlight PR starts up in full force.  I have no doubt these two will ‘break up’ either sometime shortly after the movie ends it’s theater run or after the DVD is released in 2013.

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