Well, the most boring couple I could think of have just been united in holy matrimony until death do them part (or divorce attorney Laura Wasser).
PEOPLE is comfirming that Justin Timberlake and C-list actress with the A-list booty Jessica Biel have married. The couple, who dated on and off for five years, got hitched in Southern Italy.
Rumors this was couple’s final week of being single began when they were photographed there earlier this week. The couple issued a joint statement expressing their bland happiness at finally being husband and wife. “It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends.”
Congratuations, I guess. Even though “yawn” is the first word that comes to mind. Now hopefully Justin can get his ass back to the studio and give us some new music.