In Case You Missed It: Justin Timberlake Apologizes…Sort Of

Last week, Justin Timberlake’s douche friends thought it would be just sooo funny to have homeless people give Justin and new bride Jessica Biel their well wishes for Timberbiel’s extravagant and expensive Italian wedding.

After Gawker leaked the video, there was an immediate backlash against the couple – so much so that Timberlake felt he needed to address the incident in an open letter (via TMZ):

AN OPEN LETTER:

To my family, friends, and fans:

The last time I wrote a letter like this, it was when I had the good fortune of attending a once in a lifetime experience by sharing an evening with some of America’s finest at the Marine Corps Ball about a year ago. I was so moved by that night, I wanted to share it with everyone. Unfortunately, this letter holds a different kind of weight for me.

Normally, as some of you know, I am (by nature) a pretty private person. So, I don’t really take it upon myself to comment on things that so often go misunderstood or something that has even shed any kind of dark light on what was and will always be one of the most special weeks of my life. But, in light of the recent events, I can’t fight the urge to clarify my thoughts and feelings on what has been a very upsetting portrayal of the people closest to me and myself. It’s not who I am as a professional or as a man.

I can’t help but think of one of the many great life lessons my Grandfather has taught me… He told me when I was younger that “Sometimes, you are confronted with challenges in life that perhaps are not your own. And, when those moments arise, the right thing for a man to do is accept that responsibility, whatever it may be, and face it with honesty and humility.”

So, I’m taking his advice. If for no other reason, than to clear the air so no one has to ever wonder how I feel about it.

I’d like to start off by saying that I don’t live my life making fun of people (unless, of course, I’m making fun of myself on SNL)… Especially, those who are less fortunate or those in need. I grew up with a family and community that instilled ideals in me like hard work, honesty and empathy. As a matter of fact, growing up in Tennessee, I was always taught that we as people, no matter what your race, sex, or stature may be, are equal. We have a saying there that “Everyone puts their pants on the same way(maybe this saying doesn’t apply to guys who wear kilts. Although, I’m sure they put theirs on the same way too…)”

As it pertains to this silly, unsavory video that was made as a joke and not in any way in mockery:

1. I had no knowledge of its existence. I had absolutely ZERO contribution to it.

2. My friends are good people. This was clearly a lapse in judgment which I’m sure no one who is reading this is exempt from. But, I don’t believe it was made to be insensitive. More so, I think it was made as a joke on me not having that many friends attending my own wedding (which IS kind of funny if you think about it).

3. Like many silly rumors that I have been made aware of about the week: It was NOT shown at my wedding.

4. I think we can all agree that it was distasteful, even though that was not it’s intention.
Once again, in the world that we live in where everyone thinks that they know everything, I want to be very clear… I am NOT defending the video. I agree with the overall consensus. But, to use another “pants” analogy… It seems that these days, misconception gets around the world before the actual truth even wakes up and gets it’s pants on.

I want to say that, on behalf of my friends, family, and associative knuckleheads, I am deeply sorry to anyone who was offended by the video. Again, it was something that I was not made aware of. But, I do understand the reaction and, by association, I am holding myself accountable.

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to share my thoughts. It really is a blessing to be able to speak directly to my true fans so that you can know exactly where I stand.

-Justin

P.S. You can bet your ass that I’m having my friend do at least 100 hours of community service… Boom.

Let me summarize Timberdouche’s apology letter in short:

“Y’all, my friends aren’t me and they’re kind of dicks but why you guys hating? It was just a joke!  I’m a nice guy! Remember that whole Marine Corps Ball thing I did?  Yo, I started that trend.  I’m a regular person just like you guys.  I have a grandpa.  I put my pants on one leg at a time… isn’t that a famous “blue collar” saying?  Yeah! I’ll use it!

Anyway, bitches, it was just a silly video! It’s all about ME ME ME and not those pesky homeless people.  I mean, really, all they do is take up decent sidewalk space and ask for money off the freeway.

Oh, and BOOM.  Because that’s what all the cool kids say.”

Yeah, so this reminds me of his bitch-ass non-apology after the whole Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction incident.  Way to not learn a lesson, JT.

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