Adele is a Mom!

Well, you can add another amazing accomplishment to Adele’s already illustrious career:  successfully pushing out a living human being out of her vagina (extra points because there’s no way I would choose to do this). Adele gave birth to a little boy on Friday, according to PEOPLE.

No doubt the baby’s first cries sounded like the sweet melodic voice  of an angel, and the doctors in the room wept tears of joy and awe at it’s majestic sound.  Though the name of her son hasn’t been revealed, I have no doubt it’s first farts will be up for no less than 6 Grammys.

Back in  June, Adele and boyfriend Simon Konecki announced they were expecting their first child together.

In light of the baby’s birth, however, internet assholes on Twatter have chosen to make outdo their normal douchiness by adding some cunt into the mix.  Vanessa Bieber (@PerfFemale) tweeted: “Aw Adele gave birth to a baby : ) is it fat and handicapped lol just murder it already lol.”  After receiving immense backlash for being a fantastic thundercunt, Vanessa Bieber deleted the offensive tweet.



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