This Will End Well

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…Ryan Reynolds has secretly married a hot, young blonde actress after just months of dating…

Of course you have – and you’re about to hear it again, because he and Blake Lively got hitched yesterday.

This morning, PEOPLE reported Blake and Ryan – who officially began dating sometime around October 2011- were married Sunday on a plantation in Mt. Pleasant, South Carolina.  Though their reps have yet to confirm the news, PEOPLE has these deets on the event:

The reception took place in a white tent at the plantation on Sunday evening. Florence Welch (of Florence and the Machine), a good friend of the Gossip Girl star, performed three songs live, and there was also a deejay who spun tunes. PEOPLE also confirmed that a cake was being driven down from Virginia for the event.

Lively’s mother and sister were also spotted in town, and a source told PEOPLE that the two had dinner in Charleston with Bette Midler earlier in the weekend.

The New York Daily News says Blake wore a Chanel gown, while Ryan sported Hugo Boss.  Not many people care though, because the only thing we’re all thinking is“how long before they divorce?”

Though they’ve publicly been a couple for less than a year, rumors of a major flirtation (at the least) between Blake and Ryan dogged them during filming of The Green Lantern in spring of 2010 – while he was still married to Scarlett Johansson.

He and Scarlett were officially divorced  like two minutes ago  December 2010.

Besides the fact that I find this to be a downgrade from ScarJo, I can’t help but seriously side-eye this mess.  Really, Ryan? Married again?  He’s definitely a serial monogamist.  He was engaged to Alanis Morissette for three years, they broke up in 2007.  He and ScarJo married in 2008…and now, this.

My divorce pool guess:  2 years.  If Blake gets in the baby way, five years at the most – for the sake of the chirrun.


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