Of Course Lindsay Lohan Was Arrested Last Night

Pedestrians of California, gird your loins. It’s Amanda Bynes move now, and you’re in danger….

Lindsay Lohan has upped the ante in the “Who can be the shittiest driver?” poker game between her and Amanda.  Blohan shows a trick how to do a hit-and-run right and actually went and got arrested last night in Manhattan  Yes, Blohan is still driving herself around (WTF? #1) and she decided to do that shit in New York City (WTF? #2).

TMZ says LiLo was parking her Porsche Cayenne near the Dream Hotel around midnight when she clipped the knee of a 30-year-old man.  The accident happened an extremely low rate of speed (luckily for the pedestrian).  The man states he began yelling at Blohan that she’d hit him, and claims one of the passengers actually got out of the car to inspect for damage.  However, not one single fuck was given for the pedestrian and Blohan and her entourage went into the hotel.

The pedestrian ended up calling the cops.

At around 2:30am, cops arrested LiLo and charged her with leaving the scene of an accident, which is a misdemeanor.  She was released with a “desk appearance” ticket, which means no bail was required.  However, she was fingerprinted, photographed and booked…(countdown to the mug shot in 3, 2…)

Because this is Blohan we’re talking about, of course she says things didn’t really happen that way.  In fact, they didn’t happen at all – it was a set up!”  LiLo says she never hit the man, she has no idea what the guy’s talking about, and like OJ still looking for Nicole’s real killer, LiLo will pursue the truth to the very end.

The most shocking part of this story is cops saying alcohol was not involved.

And just think, only a few short days ago, Blohan whined about Amanda Bynes not being arrested for her driving shenanigans.  Carma-Karma? (Yes, it’s a bad joke. No, I don’t care.)

And here’s Anderson Cooper weighing in on that.  Anderson Cooper’s thoughts are always relevant.

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