Lord, I swear the self-absorbed words Kim Kartrashian queefs out of her pie-hole still manages to amaze me, even though I know she’s the ultimate Stunt Queen and knows how to make any situation about her.
In an interview with the UK’s The Guardian, Kimmy-cakes this turd nugget of wisdom about her lavish, televised August 2011 wedding to Herp-Derp Humphries:
“We had done filming our season at that point, so we decided to film for the wedding. And that was a decision that he and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.”
Yeah. ’Cause surviving cancer and your over-the-top bullshit wedding are comparable.
Also, what the hell is that sentence even? It starts off one way, then goes in a completely different direction. It doesn’t make sense. If these are the type of ‘thoughts’ you want to share with the world, Kim…well, please. Do us a favor and don’t.