This post is brought to you by the letters W, T, & F. Because really, WTF sums up our reaction perfectly.
Chris Brown and Nicole Scherzinger was papped last night at LA’s Supperclub getting extremely close and even apparently swapping some saliva at one point. X17 broke the story with photos of the singers -and I use the term “singers” loosely – all up on each other last night, and even video of the pair leaving in the same car. (Note: in the photos, even Will.I.Am disapproves of this fuckery. When Will.I.Am is disappointed, it’s time to review your life and choices…)
Now, my monthly photo purchasing allowance consists of whatever change I can scrounge out of my couch cushions or steal from the Pennies for Everyone holder at 7-11, so you’re just going to have to go to X17 to view the evidence.
Since Nicole Shitsinger has nothing else going on except F5′ing her name on Google Alerts, she has already responded (through her agent) to the allegations that she was tonguing Chris the Fist. Her spokesperson tells TMZ:
“There is absolutely no truth to the ridiculous story … The photos that have surfaced are old friends who were trying to talk at a very loud club.”
The rep adds, “I guarantee there will be no photos of them kissing.”
Last I heard, Nicole was engaged to Formula One race car driver Lewis Hamilton. Also, as of September 20th, Chris the Fist was still with model Karreuche Tran, but pretty much the entire world knows he’s a cheating bag of smashed anuses. I’m also waited with barely bated breath to see how Rihanna is going react.