Porn Star James Deen “On the List” for “50 Shades of Crap Grey”

Ahahahaha.  If this turns out to be true, it will be glorious – and so fitting.

According  to film writer Bret Easton Ellis, porn star James Deen – who will be seen with Blohan in the upcoming film, The Canyons, 
is currently “on the list” to land the coveted role of creeper/stalker Christian Grey in the movie version of 50 Shades of Shit.

Bret, who has publicly acknowledged he would love to helm the flick, twatted out these details over the holiday weekend:

Just got inside information that James Deen is actually in the running to play Christian in “Fifty Shades of Grey” with E.L. James support.

He added:

“Fifty Shades of Grey” will be budgeted at 12-15 million and James Deen is on the list of actors to play Christian Grey according to source.

Fifty Shades of Grey movie will DEFINITELY be written by a woman and the budget will be below 15 million. Ana will be played by an unknown.

I’ll be honest.  I would probably see this movie for the right actor – someone like Alexander Skarsgard.  (If he were starring in this flick, I’d buy tickets the first day they were released online, to be honest).   But…James Deen?  James fucking Deen? Ahahhaah.  No, thank you.  Besides that fact that he’s not at all attractive, I don’t need to go to a movie theater to see him ‘in action.’   That’s what the internet is for. And since this film is based on a horrid book based on a horrible fanfic…well, I need something a lot more than a struggling D-list porn actor trying to break into the mainstream.

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