I’m officially changing Herp-Derp Humphries nickname to Herpes Humphries ’cause damn, son.
TMZ got a hold of some documentation, in the way that TMz is known to do, of a lawsuit filed against Kris Humphries by a Kayla Goldberg, who has accused him of giving her a raging case of herpes.
According to the suit, Kayla met Herp-Derp back in August 2010 at the Newsroom Cafe in Los Angeles, where she says the two flirted with each other for a bit. They exchanged numbers, and met up later that night.
And had all kinds of sex, including oral. Some of it was without a condom, and this is when Kris allegedly introduced Kayla to his good friend, Wyatt Herp.
(Side Note: Herp-Derp would have been dating Kim Kartrashian during this time, though they weren’t yet engaged…)
Kayla claims that a week later, she began suffering from a sore throat, fever, body aches and extreme vaginal irritation. Upon inspection by a doctor, she was diagnosed with herpes.
She is now suing Herp-Derp for unspecified damages. Herpes Humphries has yet to respond for comment.