Oh, Pimp Momager Kris, I definitely give you props for being the thirstiest Stage Mama out there. (And by thirsty, I mean for fame. Dina Lohan is still the reigning queen for “thirsty“ as in “Where’s my fucking Jagerbomb!”)
A source tells Star magazine Pimp Momager Kris helped Kim put the whore in famewhore by brokering the sale of her sex tape:
“Kris was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim’s tape,” the source told Star magazineof Kim’s on-camera tryst with then-boyfriend Ray J.
“The video already existed, and Kris was there every step of the way as a middleman brought in to market it to an adult entertainment company.”
It’s long been rumored Pimp Momager was some type of puppet master regarding the sex tape. The timing of Keeping Up with the Kartrashians debuting on E! with the release of Kim Kardashian Superstar was seemingly too coincidental. And earlier this summer, Herp-Derp Humphries claimed Pimp Momager even directed the film – forcing a retake for certain scenes, and editing out Ray J’s golden shower. However, these allegations have always been denied by the family.
The source claims those denials are bullshit – and even took a lie detector test to prove that they’re side is the truth:
Despite denials that Kris had anything to do with the release of Kim’s sex tape, andKhloe Kardashiancalling the idea “disgusting and disturbing,” the source passed a polygraph test with Star magazine.
“I saw Kris Jenner’s signature on the contract; I believe she got somewhere between $250,000 and $500,000 for the original deal with the middleman,” the source said.
I’m not sure if I believe Pimp Momager Kris could actually stage the sex tape – I would hope no one would be willing to literally whore out their daughter like that – but I definitely by that she wanted to use the tape for fame and fortune. After all, look what happened with Kim’s ex BFF Parasite Hilton when 1 Night in Paris came out. Hilton made sex tapes a blueprint for fame for spoiled socialites whose only talent (at best) was getting stuffed on camera.