Tom Cruise Was a Puppet Master Control Freak

TMZ is reporting today that one of the reasons Katie Holmes is a free bitch now is because during her and Tommy Girl’s marriage/courtship, Tiny Tom had quite the Napoleon complex.  It wasn’t enough that he was married to her, he needed to control her every waking moment. The shit was so bad it even pissed God himself (read: Morgan Freeman) off:

Movie studio-connected sources tell us Tom executed an “Art Kill” way back when Katie was doing “Thank You for Smoking” in 2005 … when the 2 first started dating.

Sources tell us Tom instructed producers to “kill” any promotional photos which showed Katie and Aaron Eckhart engaged in kissing or “anything else compromising.”

We’re told Tom also imposed his will during “Batman Begins” … prohibiting Katie from flying with the rest of the cast. Instead, Katie would only travel on Tom’s private jet. One source tells us Morgan Freeman was “disgusted” by the situation. On the other side, however, one source scoffed and said, “Wow, Tom offered her his private jet. How terrible for Katie.”

Ultimately, our Katie sources say she grew sick and tired of playing Pinocchio to Tom’s Geppetto … and decided it was time to cut the strings.

We reached out to Morgan Freeman for comment — so far, no word back.

This is not at all shocking.  He has long been rumored to be a total controlling nutjob.  But the whole Morgan Freeman thing at the end is cracking me the hell up.  What is Morgan Freeman thinking?  Where is Morgan Freeman?  Where is JA??

Anyhoo, RadarOnline is reporting Katie is a total BOSS BITCH with a brilliant legal team. Tommy Girl, who was looking to counterfile the divorce in Los Angeles, will not be able to in the near future, because it’s not possible to file in separate states at the same time.

“Katie has gotten top notch legal advice because the case will remain in New York for the near future. Important issues coming up include temporary child support,” an insider close to the actress says. “Katie clearly has the upper hand in the proceedings at this point. It can’t be emphasized enough that she took these extraordinary measures to protect her daughter, Suri.

And the source adds that this should could get publicly delicious on July 17, when the first hearing will take place.  Kate is requesting temporary child support from Tommy Girl. ““His lawyer could also petition the judge for a temporary visitation order at that time. Katie will be in court and ready to testify at the hearing if needed.”

Yes! Yes yes yes! I NEED Katie to testify some good shit (read: SCANDALOUS)  and the 17th is the day after my birthday!  It’s like a present just for me! You guys grab the popcorn, I’l bring the cake.  I have a feeling this is going to get so much better than it already is, and I’m totally here for this!


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