Dane Cook is a Douchebag

In case you missed it last week, Dane Cook has proven himself to be a certifiable asshole.  For some reason Cook thought that whole Aurora, Colorado shooting was a hilarious topic to joke about in his stand-up bit at the Laugh Factory last week.  The whole thing went over about as well as a fart in church.

“I heard that the [gunman] came into the theater about 25 minutes into the movie. And I don’t know if you’ve seen the movie, but the movie’s pretty much a piece of crap. Yeah, spoiler alert. I know that if none of that would have happened, I’m pretty sure that somebody in that theater, about 25 minutes in realizing it was a piece of crap, was probably like, ‘Ugh, fucking shoot me.’”

I’m not sure what possessed Cook to write the joke, much less go onstage and show the world what a literal bag of dicks would look like in comedian form, but the whole thing is just nauseating.  Fortunately for us, his acting career appears to be circling the bowl is in a gas-station shitter, and hopefully this will be the final flush.


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