If you look up the definition of “Try Hard Famewhore” in the dictionary, you’d likely see the letters “KIM KARDASHIAN” somewhere in the description.
Since Kim Kartrashian began dating Kanye West, it’s been widely rumored Yeezy’s close friend Beyonce didn’t want a damn thing to do with Kim. This is most likely because Beyonce is music royalty and hangs out with the likes of GOOP and Chris Martin, whereas Kim’s most notable talent thus far has been acting as a lifeless a urinal cake for a C-list R&B singer. But then, pictures of the two acting like besties at a Jay-Z/Kanye concert popped up, causing everyone on the internet to cry out “Nooooooo,” except Pimp Momager Kris, who creamed her Chanel panties in delight.
However, today the tables have turned. Instead of fapping to the above picture, Pimp Momager Kris is most likely ugly crying into a ripped up copy of the latest National Enquirer, because the magazine is reporting Beyonce took back the other half of her” Best Friends Forever” heart necklace from Kim:
According to the National Enquirer, the reality star forked out an impressive $5,000 on a diamond studded bracelet for Queen B’s's daughter, Blue Ivy, which she had engraved with “Love Auntie Kim”.
But the magazine also claims that the Grammy winning singer isn’t best pleased with the present fearing Kim is “trying to buy her friendship”.
A source told the publication: “They have been friends for five minutes, but already Kim is trying to force herself into Beyoncé’s life.
“Beyoncé was moved by the lavish gesture, but then she became suspicious of the grandiose ‘Auntie Kim’ engraving. She thought it was over the top, considering she’s known Kim personally for such a short time.”
They continued: “Despite Kim’s sex tape and bad marriages, Beyoncé had been warming to her based on her charming demeanor and romance with Kanye, who’s a good friend.
“She believes Kim is trying to buy her friendship through her daughter, and she’s cooling to their friendship. Right now, Beyonce is on her guard. She’s keeping her distance until she feels more trusting of Kim.”
Girl, Bey ain’t having any of that “Auntie Kim” shit. You’ve known her for like five minutes. Creeper, much?
(via MTV News UK)