Alec Baldwin Quits Twitter (Again); Wanted to Gut TMZ Producer “With a Knife”

Alec Baldwin is a busy individual this week (though no one cares because of the fantastic crap happening with the TomKatastrophe going on – really, it’s been hard to find anything else interesting to write about because the divorce is so amazingly creating a shitstorm for Cruise).

But, alas, there are other celebs living up to their reputations, and Alec is one of them.  This past week, he married girlfriend, Yoga instructor Hilaria Thomas, he was in yet another physical confrontation with a member of the paparazzi, and he had a very interesting interview with Vanity Fair (August issue).

We’ll focus here on the sit down with the magazine, in which Alec comes off as a freaking psychopath.  Seriously – how many bodies does Alec have hidden away somewhere.  Here are my favorite bits of Alec.  If I were the interviewer and he were telling me these things, I’d have one watchful eye on him, looking for any sudden movements, and the other on the door.

You know, Hollywood does draw some very strange characters, and then the power of Hollywood and what they can do with it becomes like a blood sport to them.” Then he returned to the frustrations and injustices of his child-custody case. He outlined vivid fantasies of the gruesome ways in which he might have murdered his wife’s lawyer (“with a baseball bat”) or Harvey Levin, the TMZ producer who posted the embarrassing voice mail Baldwin left for his daughter: “I wanted to stick a knife in him and gut him and kill him and I wanted him to die breathing his last breath looking into my eyes.

But no need to worry! Alec is in a better place now, and he’s much more mature (ahahaahaha NO).

“Enough time—I mean, it does heal wounds.” He’s in a better place, for instance, in his famously nasty relationship with ex-wife Kim Basinger: they speak “from time to time” about their daughter, and he describes the contact as “cordial.”

These are obviously not the words of a sane person, and Alec Baldwin couldn’t give a fuck.  In fact, he’s proud of the fact that if you cross him, he will go Scream on your ass and gut you like a fish.  And he doesn’t care if you’re 12 years old..or 11..or a child.

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