Why am I not surprised that Nicole Polizzi AKA Snooki’s ex-boyfriend is a complete douche canoe?
Snooki’s ex, Emilio Masella, told TMZ this his former flame isn’t ready for motherhood. Why anyone felt the need for his opinion on the situation, I don’t know. Either way, he felt the need to tell the world his thoughts on Snooki’s reported pregnancy.
In fact, not only does Emilio not think she’s fit to be a mom just yet (okay, the entire population of the US thinks that), but Emilio took his comment one step further and crossed the line into asshattery. “I hope for her sake … not to be rude or anything … but I hope she has a miscarriage.”
He also think Snook’s should take that test to see who the father is. “ I would def recommend her to get pregnancy test to see who the father is because I’m sure there are other subjects” — adding, “Vinny could easily be the father.”
Um…I hate to break this to you, dude, but a pregnancy test determines if you’re pregnant. A paternity test is what you’re thinking of – you know, the thing that is pretty much keeping Maury Povich on the air.
Emilio also thinks that Snooki will pull a “Kim Kardashian” with current boyfriend Jionni, saying she’ll give birth and “break up with him right after.”
Thank you so much for the insight, Emilio. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.