Khloe and Lamar Break Sex Swing on Season Premiere
I apologize for posting this.
I know, I know. But if it makes you feel better, the chunks you feel rising up in your throat is a normal reaction to having read the words “Khloe and Lamar” and “sex swing” in the same sentence.
On last night’s second season premiere of Khloe and Lamar, Khloe wants to spice up her sex life by installing a sex swing in her lover’s den (or torture chamber, depending on who you’re asking – like if you ask me). So, Khloe and Malika decide to put in a swing over Khloe and Lamar’s bed. Then, “security camera footage” just happens to record both audio and video of the almost sexy-time moment.
You know what I think? I think that swing is revolted by the idea of Khloe and Lamar having sex on it as I am, and it broke before they could even get any real time on purpose. Even a sex swing has standards.
But don’t worry, it gets worse when Khloe remodels Rob’s bedroom to make it the new love lair. Check it out in all it’s painful glory.
Oh, and Khloe – I doubt that you not installing it right was the reason the swing fell….
