Delta Goodrem and Nick Jonas: Dunzo!
Like Nelly Furtado once said (or someone else totally important, but I can’t remember…whatevs), “All good things come to an end.”
And most recently coming to an end are Delta Goodrem and Nick Jonas. The pair, who’ve been dating for 9 months, are no more. Delta’s rep confirmed the news in a statement:
“Nick and Delta have decided to mutually end their relationship. At this point in time, they are both focused on their careers as they go on different paths. They remain friends and wish each other the best for the future.”
Now, just last week, there was a blind item on CDAN that looked a lot like this:
This deception is almost movie worthy. You have a foreign born B list actress and singer who is barely known here in the US but is A list back home and has had some very interesting boyfriends in the past. Their previous choices makes you wonder how she ended up with them. Anyway, her part of the deception was simple. She found a former A list tweener and convinced him she was in like with him. He even got to fool around with her once or twice.
On the other side of the equation is a former almost A list singer. Now you feel like the singer is not far from playing casinos and state fairs. Anyway, our singer is married to a reality star and has been for quite some time. There are kids involved. So, we have the foreign born star and the singer and they have been together for about six months. The thing is they can never go anywhere when she is in LA and have to really sneak around and use her friend’s apartments even with her pretending to be the girlfriend of the former A list tweener. Now though they will have several weeks together alone while they film a new show out of the country. They are going to use this time to decide if the final cut should be made and the singer can move on with the foreign born star.
Now, don’t hurt yourself trying to unravel that hot mess of a blind item because I did it for you (read: I read the comments at the site and let other people translate for me).
These were the popular guesses (because that ‘blind’ item was about as blind as I am):
Former A-List Tween star on the verge of appearing at your local Indian reservation casino: Nick Jonas
Foreign born B-List Actress/Singer: Delta Goodrem
Former A-List singer that foreign actress/singer is screwing: Joel Madden or Seal (show they’re working on? The Voice Australia)
Reality starlet he’s married to: Nicole Ritchie or Heidi Klum
Now, if Joel leaves Nicole for Delta, I’m gonna have to cut a bitch. I love Nicole! She’s totally my fashion inspiration!
