Cameron Diaz & Diddy: New Couple Alert?!
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Seriously.
Just a month ago, Cameron Diaz and P. Diddy/Puff Daddy/Sean Combs/No-one-gives-a-shit were denying reports they were bumping their naughty bits after they were spotted having lunch together at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills. They pulled the ol’ “oh, it’s just business” line and honestly, we believed them. After all, the alternative was that two people who make us go “hmmm” were making the beast with two backs. So obviously, we opted for choice A.
However, PEOPLE mag now reports that Cameron and Diddy’s pants were ON FIRE with those denials, because the two spent the night hanging out in New York City at PH-D Rooftop Lounge, on top of the Dream Downtown Hotel.
Cameron came in with a group of friends after midnight, and Diddy joined their table shortly after 1am. He bought bottles of booze for Cameron and her friends, and the two became “affectionate” with each other. Now, we’re not sure how “affectionate” is used in this sentence. It could be anything from “Cameron patted Diddy’s arm a couple of times” to “she got down on her knees and gobbled his cock like a crack-hungry hooker.” Freaking PEOPLE and their vague word usage.
Of course, reps for both are saying there’s nothing going on between the two, insisting that even though they all left the club together, “They are friends and not dating.”
Of course, you could don’t have to be dating to have “benefits.”
