Paris Hilton Tries to Be Relevant Again, Tweets Bikini Shots
Since The World According to Paris was a massive failure and according to the world, Paris Hilton isn’t relevant anymore, it seems the hotel heiress has tried a multitude of ways to stay in the public eye.
She’s done things like hanging out with LiLo (AKA Firecrotch) again as LiLo was at the height of her courtroom drama. She started a rumor about being a DJ and being mentored by DeadMau5 (OK, I have no proof, but you know she would.)
Now, ol’ Herpes Hilton is back to the tried and trued “sex sells” method. On Wednesday, while the rest of us peons were sucking back a variety of strong alcoholic beverages ahead of the arrival of family and the stress of roasting the perfect turkey, Paris was twatting smugly about her being in Hawaii. She then proceeded to post several pics of herself in a bikini from her calender shoot. (The 12 STDs of Paris?)
She tweeted the pics along with “Bronzing on the beach in my bikini” and “Bikini + Beach =’s Paradise.”
This is such a poor imitation of Courtney Stodden’s amazing tweets.
Here’s Valtrex Hilton’s bikini pics, in which she’s her own biggest fan. Hell, at this point, she’s probably her only fan.
Courtesy: Twitter
Courtesy: Who Say?
Courtesy: Who Say?
