David Boreanaz Gets Offer from Cheating Website
David with wife Jaime Bergman
Douche, meet douchey.
To freshen your memory, David Boreanaz recently discussed his well-known affairs (one girl he boffed was Rachel Pukitel, whose picture is in the dictionary next to “Valtrex”) and claimed that working things out with his wife strengthened their marriage.
Anywho, the highly classy and not at all distasteful cheating website AshleyMadison.com quickly hopped aboard that train, smelling free publicity the way David’s peen smelled like Rachel’s hooch juice after a night of showing her what “Bones” really means. They’ve offered him a whopping $250,000 to become the site’s spokesperson.
In case you didn’t know, AshleyMadison.com is a dating website -for married people.
AshleyMadison CEO Noel Biderman tells E! “We feel Mr. Boreanaz would be the perfect fit for our brand as he has given a public voice to something we have been saying for years.”
“People enter into affairs to save their marriage, and Mr. Boreanaz had the courage to admit that,” Biderman continues. “The rest of the cheaters in Hollywood—there is no shortage on AshleyMadison, but we are not naming names—might also find this kind of confession liberating.”
Unsurprisingly, reps for David had no comment at this time.
So fame whores, listen up: AshleyMadison.com should replace Facebook as your number one social outlet if you want to secure becoming one of the pouty, remorseful cover girls for magazines such as US Weekly, telling the world it’s not really your fault your snatch hosted a party for some married Hollywood manbits.
