Gym, Tan, Laundry: $10,000 Equation.
The cast of MTV’s hit Jersey Shore has a matter of hours to decide whether or not they will return to the house and reveal to the world all of the guido secrets that live in Snooki’s pouf. JWoww and Ronnie have both signed on for a second season of the fist pumping success, and MTV execs have given the rest of juiced, tanned guidos and sultry guidettes until the end of business today to sign a contract.
Although the exposure is priceless, the money doesn’t seem to be the issue for these D-listers. Pauly has been raking in $10,000 a night all over the country for appearances as DJ Pauly D, and it costs the same to have Snooki show up at your fete for a special appearance. JWoww and “The Situation” are currently on a GTL tour of the nations hyper-clubs partying their 15-minutes away.
Will you tune in to watch Snooki suck on pickles and “The Situation” holler at boardwalk betties for another season?
